N P D TONY (Narcissistic Personality Disorder)

July 5, 2005

I’m N P D Tony I fuck five times a night
My prick is enormous while Cherie is so tight
And when I’m not at it there is killing for kicks
All that plenty of ragheads or do I mean spics?
Or ’slamics or A-rabs or just thing-a-me jigs?
Well much of a muchness – do pass over those figs.
Some crazies bombed London – obviously foreign
While I was G-8ing with George in a sporran,
Turns out they’re from up north which now proves I was right
Home grown or from elsewhere I must match might with might,
We will pay the blood price – for when all’s said and done
Never mine – which is nice – and then – what’s spun is spun.
Not a thousand injured less than a hundred dead
With the footsie unchanged it’s my time for the Med.
I gave lots of speeches with all sorts of pauses
So Boono and Geddoff can sing of my causes,
As dear George is so pleased when I talk about Hell
Barbaric – sin – evil – all went down very well.
On World War 2’s sixtieth we threw a big bash,
The date wasn’t quite right – hey – we weren’t paying cash!
But we made folks look back and remember their youth
Then they’ll buy anything, any lie dressed as truth –
So I bat off Iraq linked with bombs underground
Just as myth that keeps going around and around
And I pull my sad face that means thinking of nowt
Or drop dead you suckers no one’s getting me out.
I’m N P D Tony I fuck five times a night
My prick is enormous while Cherie is so tight
And when I’m not at it there is killing for kicks
All that plenty of rag heads or do I mean spics?